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Practical manuals: the secrets of writing a dull

[...] When the publisher came to me asking to republish the book, I am careful not to lose his hands. The book is completely rewritten by myself, I have not edited in any way to listen to advice from readers and professionals more or less experts in the field, I have not worked for mica months full time, nor have I requested any help. This

above trying to make the sarcastic is - needless to say - the fantasy of an Italian author whose novel was first published by a very small and then by another much more important. So let's see the result of a gigantic work of rewriting so with the support of fine professionals. What follows is the beginning, as usual evaluated according to the dual track of fantasy and science fiction.

bone dice were thrown. Arthritic fingers of blind probing them one by one.

Fiction: passive forms should be avoided like the plague, because they embody the timidity of the writer. Nothing is just as incisive writing a sentence that uses the passive voice. Yes ok, somewhere can run, but this is the first sentence of the novel . This is beginning to undermine our that "In a very pale and hazy sky "which I have already spoken in Trilogy and other misfortunes.

Fantasy : writing in this despicable way the author of which I speak in the link he won the Italy for the 2007 Fantasy, why the big way!

"How did you say your name, son?"

Yes son, tell it to us, because when you said for the first time the novel had not yet begun.

" G ****.»
"What?" Have patience, my ears are so tired. "

Yeah, we fantasy readers: it is better to be safe.

'G ****.»
"So G ****, what do you see that?"

Fantasy: three times in four lines, great. Gentlemen, here we are facing is not usual artistucolo presumptuous, but a Grand Master Craftsman of the word is well aware of writing for the severely retarded and is not ashamed to take a narrative technique appropriate to the audience.

Fiction: the sixth row and we are already starting to get bored.

"I do not know ... My future. "
" Ah, your future, "he grinned M ****. "Tonight you will sleep here at the hostel. A restless sleep, I would say ... "
" This I could guess too. Not what I meant. "
" How? "
" I did not mean the future tonight. "
" Tomorrow morning you wake up with a full bladder. "
" You're taking the piss? "
" Not at all young man. I'm seeing your future. I see a latrine. "
" You're taking the piss. "
" You're wrong. "
" Am I wrong? You say I'm wrong ... And then ... If you now ... And if you now ... "[Great dialogue. You see, the work of true professionals?]
"And now what if?"
"And now if I were to make the bully? So I do not anything could happen, now that a sleep here safely. "
[And you a little 'how the fuck you think ...]
"A restless sleep," said the old woman. "But you do not have a point."
"Are you serious?"
"Listen, dear son, I'm blind and decrepit. I still have three teeth in his mouth. And they are also pretty dull. "
The young man shook his chair. Then he turned abruptly to B *****.
"And what do you want? It is a piece that you sit here and listened. Go to work, nosy, "
Caught in the act, the landlord went off in a hurry. Who would have thought that this young man was so insolent. It will be the fault of old, he told B *****. Basically it was taking the piss.

Fiction : fino all'oste il POV non si sa di chi sia, poi con un bel salto andiamo dentro alla sua testa a sentire i suoi pensieri. Segue qualche pagina dove l'oste rimprovera il cognato stereotipo dell'ubriacone. A quel punto sto già cantando l' Aria della Regina della Notte da Il Flauto Magico di Mozart a sbadigli .

Fantasy : un ottimo libro da leggere sotto l'ombrellone quando avrete finito l'elenco del telefono di Tokyo.

Alla prossima.